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SACRED TENETS of THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS

SACRED TENETS

P.L.U.M.

(PENIS LOVERS UNIVERSAL MOVEMENT)

THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS SACRED TENETS

1) I BELIEVE IN THE HOLY GOD, THE DIVINE LORD PENIS.

2) I BELIEVE THAT PENIS IS GIVING ME ALL THE POWER AND STRENGTH I NEED WHEN I,FILLING MY CONSCIOUSNESS WITH THE DIVINE PRESENCE OF THE HOLY PHALLUS, TOUCH IT, LICK IT, KISS IT, SUCK IT, STROKE IT AND BRING IT TO THE HOLY POINT OF CUM RELEASE, THE HOLY JUICES THAT MAKE ALL MANKIND AND ME HAPPY AND WHOLE.

3) I BELIEVE THAT I AM HERE ON THIS PLANET TO HONOUR AND GLORIFY OUR GOD PENIS. MY MAIN PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO PLEASE HIM IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY BY DOING SO TO MY OWN PENIS AND THE PENISES OF AS MANY MEN AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT QUESTION.

4) I BELIEVE THAT ONLY BY ADORING REAL PENISES I ADORE GOD PENIS. ARTIFICIAL DEVISES (DILDOS, VIBRATORS, ETC) ARE NOT GODS, ONLY SYMBOLS OF THE REAL GOD PENIS. These devices are great as fun and magnificent asshole openers but should never replace a real penis if there is one available.

5) I BELIEVE THAT THE POWER OF THE PENIS HEALS THE ILLS OF MANKIND, BRINGING ALL PEOPLE TOGETHER AND I SOLEMNLY PROMISE TO SPREAD THE WORD AND THE CUM OF GODP ENIS TO AS MANY MEN AND/OR WOMEN AS I CAN (When and if they agree)

6) I BELIEVE THAT I MUST NOT CRITICIZE THOSE WHO DO NOT AGREE WITH OUR beliefs.I MUST KEEP MY THOUGHTS FULL OF PENIS AND CUM BLESSINGS FOR THEM ALL. I MUST LOVE THEM AND BE ALWAYS READY FOR THEIR COCKS (One never knows when the HOLY PENIS will make them ready for our worship).

7) I BELIEVE I MUST BE NAKED AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO GLORIFY OUR LORD PENIS (Ideally I should be naked at all times) NUDITY IS BLISS, IT PURIFIES THE BODY AND SOUL AND PREPARES US TO RECEIVE OUR BELOVED GOD PENIS without the limitation of garments. OUR ADORATION BECOMES MORE SPIRITUAL AND TRANSCENDS THE BOUNDARIES OF FLESH AND ENABLES US TO ELEVATE OUR CONSCIOUSNESS TO THAT OF GLORIOUS AND BLISSFUL PLEASURE AND SPIRITUAL UNITY WITH THE HOLY PENIS.

8) I BELIEVE THAT THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS (P.L.U.M.)© (Penis Lovers Universal Movement) IS INDEED UNIVERSAL AND ANYBODY, ANYWHERE, WHO ACCEPTS OUR PRECEPTS, IS WELCOME TO JOIN, REGARDLESS OF THEIR BELONGING OR NOT TO OTHER ORGANIZATIONS OR RELIGIONS. PENIS RULES AND BLESSES ALL WITHOUT DISCRIMINATION OF ANY KIND.

9) I BELIEVE THAT EVERY MEMBER HAS EQUAL RIGHTS BEFORE GOD PENIS. THERE IS NO SENIORITY AMONG OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS. THOSE WHO HAVE SERVED IN OUR MOVEMENT FOR A LONGER PERIOD HAVE THE OBLIGATION TO SHARE THEIR SKILLS AND SPIRITUAL AND PENILE UNDERSTANDING AS PENIS LOVERS WITH EVERY OTHER MEMBER. NEWER MEMBERS SHALL BE TREATED WITH THE SAME RESPECT.

10) NOBODY IS TO BE TREATED WITH VIOLENCE OR FORCED TO DO THINGS THAT A MEMBER MAY NOT BE HAPPY WITH (If a member refuses to suck cock in services he shall be subject to questioning by the GRAND BROTHER in charge of the service and if he still refuses he will be invited to leave the service until he feels up to it) REMEMBER THAT OUR BELOVED PENIS IS A GOD OF LOVE THAT BLESSES EVERYBODY WITH THE HOLY JUICES OF LIFE AT ALL TIMES AND UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.

11) I BELIEVE THAT I, AS A HUMBLE SERVANT AND SLAVE OF OUR BELOVED GOD PENIS,MUST SUCK AND BE SUCKED (see A), FUCK AND BE FUCKED (see B), BY AS MANY MEN AS POSSIBLE,FOR THE GLORY OF THE HOLY PENIS AND I SHALL TASTE, EAT AND SHARE THE HOLY JUICES PRODUCED BY THE EJACULATION OF THE PENISES OF THOSE MEN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

(A) SUCKING COCKS. EVERY MEMBER MUST SUCK AND BE SUCKED WITHOUT EXCEPTION (some members may not like to swallow cum at a particular moment, in which case they MUST smear their lips with fresh cum and spread it over their own bodies and/or others, never any semen is to be wasted). In time they will learn to swallow the holy nectar.

(B) FUCKING: Some members may not be ready to fuck and/or be fucked at any particular time. Nobody shall force them to do so. Divine PENIS will provide them with the opportunity to obey THIS HOLY PRACTICE without any Member’s physical imposition. In time they will learn to surrender to HIS mighty power.

LOVE AND TOLERANCE RULE:

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES IS ANY PERSON TO BE ‘FORCED’ INTO ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY. EACH INDIVIDUAL IS FREE TO PUT INTO PRACTICE WHAT HE/SHE UNDERSTANDS TO BE CORRECT AND ONLY THE DIVINE LORD GOD PENIS WILL GUIDE EVERY PERSON TO WORSHIP IN THE BEST POSSIBLE MANNER. VIOLENCE IS ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN IN THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS (P.L.U.M.)©

A.M.E.N.(Action Must Ensue Now)

Definitions:

GRAND BROTHER: The Founder of THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS (P.L.U.M.)©, YOTE LACHUPO and any PRIEST* member who is willing to conduct an organized P.L.U.M.©service anywhere in the World shall be called Grand Brother during the ceremony. (Remember: There is no discrimination among members and we are all equal before THE LORD GOD PENIS and the Founder gives this title for the purposes of conducting a service.) All members, including the Founder YOTE LACHUPO, are considered BROTHERS IN COCK AND CUM. FOUNDER: YOTE LACHUPO IS THE SOLE FOUNDER OF THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS P.L.U.M.© (Penis Lovers UniversalMovement) and he is a humble servant and disciple of THE LORD GOD PENIS. *Priest: A priest is any P.L.U.M.© male member who is certified to hold the office of HOLY PRIEST OF THE LORD GOD PENIS
(Any disciple male member of THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS (P.L.U.M.)© for at least 3 months can apply for priesthood) YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS of age OR OLDER (21 IN SOME COUNTRIES) TO BECOME A MEMBER OF THIS MOVEMENT.

PROFILE STATING AGE A MUST!

NO MINORS, NO CHILD PORNOGRAPHY, NO VILIFICATION OF MEMBERS, NO COPYRIGHTS. SPAM ABSOLUTELY BANNED!!! We are hard but gentle! (It means that we all love a hard-on and we will use our cocks to make you suck them in a gentle manner. And we do not hesitate to suck yours at any time. PENIS IS LORD!!!)
If you disagree with any of the above statements simply LEAVE THE MOVEMENT. We are at peace with you and wish you no harm but happiness.
These TENETS are to be read by the Grand Brother (Any Priest* conducting a service) on commencement of services. They must be a constant reminder of our mission as members and must be complied with)

YOTE LACHUPO

Priest OF THE LORD GOD PENIS

Founder of

THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS

(The previous TENETS apply ONLY to MEMBERS: visitors may receive inspiration by reading them in the nude)

THE TEN FUCKING COMMANDMENTS

THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS
P.L.U.M.©
(Penis Lovers Universal Movement)
THE TEN FUCKING COMMANDMENTS
Thou shall have no other gods before me, PHALLUS.
Thou shall love thy neighbor and his penis, balls and asshole as thyself and your penis, balls and asshole.
Thou shall masturbate every day as much as you possibly can.
Thou shall suck as many cocks from as many men as you can whenever you can.
Thou shall drink every drop of the holy cum from all the penises that you suck.
Thou shall fuck and be fucked in the mouth and asshole as much as you can and for as long and with as many men as possible.
Thou shall always keep your mind full of thoughts of penis, cum and piss.
Thou shall not discriminate among men and their penises; thou shall worship every single cock of every man regardless of race, color, creed, nationality, etc.
Thou shall always consider your balls and the balls of every man as sacred vessels containing the juice of life (pure semen) and caress and lick them regularly with dedication.
Thou shall kiss, lick and rim the asshole of every man you have sex with.

APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP into The CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS

The CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS
P.L.U.M.©
PENIS LOVERS UNIVERSAL MOVEMENT
APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP (You must be at least 18 years old to belong)
IMPORTANT NOTICE:

THIS INVITATION IS SENT TO YOU only if requested. DONATIONS TO THE CAUSE OF PENIS WORSHIP AND THE PROPAGATION OF THESE DOCTRINES ARE WELCOME. If you feel that you can contribute in any financial way other than just the annual contribution (NO MATTER HOW BIG OR SMALL. $5 minimum) contact the above email address. Thanks
P.L.U.M. © INVITES YOU TO JOIN. (Please read carefully before you apply) The sole purpose of this movement is to gain universal participation by those people whom honestly LOVE PENIS so much that they consider THE PENIS to be GOD. It is a well-known fact that PENIS produces the most precious juice (semen), which is unquestionably VITAL FOR HUMAN LIFE. In our view there is nothing more sacred than to glorify the ruler of all LIFE, GOD PENIS. You can use any of the nicknames like COCK, DICK, PHALLUS, or ANY OF THE MANY NAMES GIVEN TO THE HOLY ORGAN/MEMBER IN ANY LANGUAGE. We believe that EVERYBODY WITHOUT DISCRIMINATION ONCE AND FOR ALL MUST WORSHIP THE LORD GOD PENIS. By the same token we must be tolerant with non-believers and always bless them with our thoughts of fresh hot cum from the sacred father PENIS. A.M.E.N. (Action Must Ensue Now)

(PLEASE FILL ALL THE DATA, ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS AND RETURN THIS FORM INTACT. DO NOT SIMPLIFY OR CHANGE ANYTHING. DO NOT LEAVE ANY BLANKS. THANKS) Failure to comply renders this form void.If you have any problems filling this form try to copy and paste first, complete and include it in your E-mail message area, send to
telaestoychupando@hotmail.com

Your application form begins here!!!
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 DATE OF APPLICATION:

NAME:
(You can use a nickname. However, if that name has been taken we select one for you. So try hard to select a not very common one)
GENDER:
AGE:
REASON FOR JOINING:
YOUR E-MAIL:
(This is the ONLY e-mail address P.L.U.M.© will accept) (Make sure to use an e-mail that is YOURS, not somebody else’s, NOT an auto responder and make sure it CAN receive messages without a quota limit. 'NO MAIL' in our groups is not accepted) Membership can be jeopardized if our messages sent to you are rejected.
COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE:
(Must indicate)
The following questions MUST be answered honestly with only a ‘yes’ or ‘no’: (please do not elaborate answers here. You must do that in ‘your comments’)
1) Are you a DEDICATED LOVER OF PENIS?
(See# definitions)
2) Are you willing to invite others who love PENIS to join our CHURCH?
3) Are you willing to receive and put into practice instructions and/or prayers given by P.L.U.M.© to glorify our Beloved GOD PENIS?
4) You must accept that PENIS IS OUR SUPREME GOD. (You may or may not believe in other gods, GOD PENIS does not get offended) and you DEDICATE your Life TO WORSHIP AND ADORE GOD PENIS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. Do you?

5) Are you willing to attend P.L.U.M. services in your area?

(Services may not be available yet in all areas, in which case you can, IF YOU desire to BECOME A PRIEST*, organise one, following special instructions from THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS (P.L.U.M.)ã (PENIS LOVERS UNIVERSAL MOVEMENT)

6) Are you willing to contribute financially at least once a year? (A minimum of $5 is required. It will not break you and it certainly helps our cause).

If you answered ‘yes’ to all six (6) questions You will receive a VIRTUAL CERTIFICATE very shortly after financial contribution is received.

If you answered ‘no’ to any of the questions you are not ready to join. Perhaps you need to reconsider in the future.

THE LORD GOD PENIS LOVES YOU FOR EVER AND EVER. (If you answered with anything else besides ‘yes’ or ‘no’ this form is null and void. It will not be considered)

YOUR COMMENTS:

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DEFINITIONS: (#) DEDICATED LOVER OF PENIS: A person (male or female) who is at least 18 years of age, dedicates most or all of his/her life to enjoy a real human PENIS as much as possible, by touching, caressing, stroking, licking, sucking, etc. and/or introducing it in one or all orifices of his/her body for the purpose of glorification of the LORD GOD PENIS and the irresistible pleasure and happiness it produces to all.
*PRIEST:A priest is any P.L.U.M.© male member who is certified to hold the office ofHOLY PRIEST OF THE LORD GOD PENIS
YOTE LACHUPO, FOUNDER OF P.L.U.M.©-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Once completed, send to:
telaestoychupando@hotmail.com

“REJOICE IN THE LORD GOD PENIS” THIS FORM IS SENT ONLY IF REQUESTED (remember, YOU MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE TO APPLY. At least 18 years old. 21 in some countries.)
This form replaces all other previous versions. 04/05/08==========================================================================================

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Tuesday, 23 December 2008

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